When you gotta go, you gotta go is not a valid excuse to break the law.

On April 15th at approximately 4:17 p.m. Deputy S.A. Hensley responded to Dollar General, located at 304 Deacon Road, for a rather unusual disturbance. Store staff advised they observed a man attempting to gain entry into the store’s employee bathroom with a pocket knife.

Store staff requested he stop. The suspect got a bit hot headed and began yelling at staff before leaving. Moments later, staff would observe the suspect leaving a liquid deposit on the side of the building.

We’ve all had to go really badly, but that isn’t an excuse to expose one’s self in public. Deputy Hensley is investigating the case and attempting to identify the tinkling troublemaker.